Losing stuff

Tiff mails things without copying them or noting enclosures in a cover letter and then can't find them (possibly because they're no longer in the file). Naturally, her boss can't find them, either.

Today, she leaned towards me and said in a conspiratorial whisper, "He's been losing an awful lot of stuff, lately." I just shook my head.

Tiff: "The Uniform Loan Application wouldn't be the Note, would it?"
Me: "No. It would be the Uniform Loan Application."
Tiff: "What about the Loan Approval?"
Me: "That would be the Loan Approval."

It's hard to believe that I really have these conversations but, sadly, I do.