A new signature

Our bosses have obscenely bad handwriting. They can't even read it themselves sometimes. Naturally, their signatures bear no resemblance to either the letters in their names or any letters in the Roman alphabet, for that matter. They each have signature stamps that look similar to their usual scribbling and we use them on letters of lower priority.

This afternoon, Tiffy showed me a draft letter and pointed, saying, "Look! A new signature!"

I looked. Her boss had handwritten the word, "Stamp."