Must have long arms
Watching the Geico commercial where the gecko brings his new neighbors a tiny plate of cookies. Wondering how he rang the doorbell.
Watching the Geico commercial where the gecko brings his new neighbors a tiny plate of cookies. Wondering how he rang the doorbell.
Working at the restaurant, the men are chattering away in Chinese and I'm contemplating how much this stapler resembles the creature in the movie, Alien...
"Flaming Girl" Buffet is not the visual you really want in a restaurant but it is kinda funny.
Doctor Who and the T.A.R.D.I.S posted a What Is Your Marvel Name? multiple choice on fb and here are some of the comical results, complete with illustrations:
I
was reading some product packaging which warned not to use the product
if you can't see well enough to read the instructions. That's probably
good advice but if you can't see well enough to read the instructions,
why would they expect you to be able to read the warning?
October
weirdness - "The Only Thing More Terrifying Than The Last 12 Minutes Of
This Film Are The First 80." So, what you're saying is, the last 12
minutes are LESS scary than what came before them...
My
friend at the library was going to take out the movie, "Yesterday" but
gave it to me to watch first. I texted her to ask if she'd be there
tomorrow so I could give it back to her. I started typing, "I can bring
"Yesterday" with me tomorrow..." but was thrown off by ripples in
space-time.
Good evening, Trekkers. What seems to be the nature of the medical emergency? Apparently, the doctor travels old school these days.
Me: Is (my street) still on fire?
Police dispatcher, in an exasperated monotone: The street wasn't on fire, ma'am. There's a wire down.
Me: Oh. I saw flames coming from the street.
Dispatcher, in the same monotone: That's what happens when there's a wire down, ma'am.